Title: Gays are our best friends
Monday, August 17, 2009 @ 7:27 AM
I have officially came to a nice conclusion and that is from now on, all the friends i made will be and must be gays. Me, li yun and iris were discussing how i am going to survive in JC since i hadn't been in a mix sch from the day i was born. And i decided not to made frens with any girls when i am in JC, cos usually in Jc, the girls' hormones are extremely high, and i dowan my girl-frens to come to me and gush abt some guys. It is a big no-no. I cant stand ppl who describe guys as cute. It is abusing the word. So i am gonna make frens with all the guy (gay) and my frens must have this 3 impt criterias:1) Do you look like pig? (If not, bye)2) You must be gay (duh)3) Must share the luv of pig with me. (bonus point if u have enuf money to invest with my pig farm)If u have all this 3 criterias (it's not much), congrats, u r officailly my GBFF (gay-best-fren-forever), with effect of 1.1.2012 (or even earlier if i get into NJC). I decided not to have lesbian as my best fren, as iris as kindly pointed out, she may end up liking me. And no way am i gonna be les with my best fren, so well, gays r the best solution. I tink i am gonna have a great time when i am in JC. Don u all juz agree?Piggies are so kawaii!!!
