I LOVE Piggy (:

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 @ 12:18 AM

Cryptograms are so cool ^^

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 @ 7:55 AM

Call me insanely slow or watever, but I just realise that New Moon is now showing in theatres. Well, one thing for sure, I am not watching it.

I just realise my parents are movies buffs, which can be really irritating at times. They like to quote movies (a very recent behaviour) and whenever one mentions some lines from a movie, the other will shout (yes, shout) the name of the movie. Well, it would be totally exciting if i can join in their fun game, but the thing is, i am not that into movies plus i dun watch much movies. My parents were watching Cassablanca (was it spelled with a double "s"?)yesterday, but all i saw were black and white pictures and it juz doesnt interest me, even though my parents insisted it was the greatest film of all time. And my parents will say the next line b4 the actors and actresses even said it. My other sisters were watching Disney Movies and I joined them. At least it's better than black and white pictures. They were watching Tarzan and Mulan. The thing about Tarzan is the girl Jane? Was her name Jane? Anw, well Jane fell in luv with Tarzan which is simply unrealistic cos Tarzan cant even speak a human language. I noe she taught him and all that, but to me, Tarzan is better off with another ape. He is just so not human. And the movie Mulan is totoally unrealistic. It took place in China and yet they spoke in English. Aren't they suppose to talk in Chinese, but considering that it is after all a Disney movie, i guess it is accpetable. And all the guys in the movies are too good to be true. The guys nowadays are worse than pigs. Disney really give women unrealistic expectations of men.

I think I shld be a normal human and just go to the cinema and watch movies. The only thing about cinema that appeals me is the popcorn combo. But the bad thing is, I tend to sit beside noisy kissing couple and ppl who fell asleep watching the movie and drool on me.

Ranting aside. Mun Yun, I have come up with a wonderful (and angsty) story for Victoire, so you better read it.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 @ 6:30 AM

As I have changed my novel's genre from sci-fic to young adult, there is some (very little) romance in my novel. Surprising, I know, for someone who doesnt like romance. But i guess writing romance is not as easy as I tot. The hardest part is thinking of original romantic dialogue followed by creating chemistry between the two characters. I can't create chemistry for God's sake. According to Mic, who says romance novels nids lots of UST (unresolved sexual tension) to make it nice. But i can't even create chemistry between two, how can i create UST. I went back to read the dialogue between two of my characters, they sound more like enemies than would-be-lovers. Here goes:

Him: You remind me of the sea.

Her: Hmm..why? Is it because I am wild and romantic?

Him: Er...nope. It's because you make me sick. (He is sea sick)

Now you get my point. If the above dialogue sounds famaliar, I think you probably read it somewhere. I think i read it somewhere b4, but i dun rmb. Anyway, so i deleted the above dialogue and wrote something more , ahem, romantic.

Him: Why did you want to be with me? Are you stupid? You know i am going to
die, i won't give u any stupid happiness! Being with me will only guarantee more
pain than good. Tell me why you want to be with me?

Her: Because being with you is not something, it's kind of
everything.

Him: ... (i wanted to write that he rolled his eyeball but that would spoil
the mood, so no)

I think this is more romantic compared to the previous one, but somehow, I find the girl very slutty after saying that. So again i deleted it. And now, this scene has no dialogue at all. Cue intensed, prolonged stare. So this two are kind of juz staring at each other without saying anything. (But isnt that kind of romantic too?)

Mic was so angry after reading it that she threatened to make me watch hundreds of chick flicks until i can write a proper scene. If there is one thing i hate more than chick lit, it's romantic comedies. So i am gonna squeeze all my brain juice and think of a nice, not so slutty dialogue.

For those who duno wat my novel is about, it's abt 10 diff ppl and their lives. So i will write the story of each of these people. But these people are related to each other. Cousins, uncles, etc. Their story is interconnected, hence the title. There is a common theme for all these stories and that is love. But only one of them is romantic love. The rest is all fatherly love, friend love, watever love, but juz not love in the romantic kind of way.

P.S. I am doing a bit of romance for NaNo this yr so that i wont have to do it again next yr. At least, Mic cant say I did not try to write romance.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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@ 1:25 AM

Drowsy and sleep (thanks to the fever pink pills), I open my NaNoWriMo's page and there was this big fat words "You Won". Guess being sick kind of ruin the mood, i didnt even whooped in euphoria. I am just glad that the green bar is now purple even though i dun like purple. So I went to collect my winners goodies. Btw, i changed my whole story, so I kind of re-do everything on the 23rd. It's kind of magical that I could finish it this year.

I can't stand it anymore. I think I will go back to sleep. Bonne Nuit

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 6:30 AM

Yes! The disgusting blue bar had finally become green. I officially crossed the 50k mark. Success is more of bitter than sweet. But that's not the end of my novel yet. In fact, i think i am only in the middle of my novel, so i think i am gonna churn out 20k words a day to make it to the deadline. Then I am going to get my published novel in the States since they I can collect it earlier than in Singapore.

I think i am going to donate to NaNoWriMo. I desperately want the halo. It make you seem like some kind of angel, plus i had been collecting so many freebies from that website, i kind of feel bad by not donating.

Anyway, Happy (Early) Thanksgiving, although i really doubt you guys celebrate it. My family kind of make it compluslory to celebrate (but they dun really care about christmas other than buying giffts), I think it's more of an excuse to see if the things they had done for us are being recognised or appreciated by us. Every year, we have to read out this long list of thanks to the people (including neighbours). But luckily, this year i am not the one that is gonna to announce the long list of thanks. It's my sis turn, which mean i can write whatever stupid thanks I want. Last year, she made me read out an embarrassing thank dedicated to my aunt My aunt looks like she is gonna explode soon after hearing it.

Finally, it's time to take my sweet revenge. After all, revenge is best served cold.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 @ 12:41 AM

Excerpts from my novel:

I looked at him, he stared back at me with his intense and shiny black
eyes. My heart skipped a beat. This is my final chance before he is gone. I
have to have him. He is mine and nobody is allowed to steal him away from
me. He opened his mouth but it was too late. I shut him up
effectively.

Misleading eh? For those who dunno, they might think i am writing a romance novel. Wait till, u read the next part.

I grabbed the snake and twisted his head. Poor snake, didn't he know
it's no use hissing for help. Nobody will hear him or rather, there is nothing
to hear. I drained the venom from his tongue and proceeded, with a skilful and
practised hand, to rip the poor snake. At least dinner is guaranteed
today.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 @ 8:16 PM

I hate it when people ask "So are we cool?" right after a huge argument. Can't they see I will never be cool with them, especially right after a huge argument. The least they can do is to ask this question one week later and not right after an argument ><

(On a random note)

Mission: Eradicate? Cockroaches

Target:Ricky, the cockroach

Age: -
Height: 1.5 inch
Eye color: Shiny black
Skin color: Murky brown

Mission commenced at 10:30am
007 location: In the study room, facebooking
Target location: Hiding somewhere in the cupboard

Target approaching the desk with two irrelavant cockroaches
Actions: Communicating with feelers
Notes: Ricky is as ugly as a cockroach

Strike one: Target is the father of two young roaches

Strike two: Target has questionable taste in books (he's crawling round my maths textbook)

10:37am
Target is making its way towards the window
007 will report back once she closed the window so as to prevent the target from jumping off(so that she can kill the target personally)

10:38am
Target is nowhere to be found after crawling too fast back to his hiding place
Hypothesis: Updating this blog
007 status: Excited to see the doom of the target

Target can run but he can't hide.

10:45am
Target spotted, crawling under my bed
Another cockroach walks in and target is checking her (or him) out
Check out style: Touching her (or him) with feelers
007 status: Feel like puking after seeing how cockroaches flirt with each other

Strike three: Target might be a fan of bigamist. He has a wife and still check others out. (My dad happen to kill his wife) So maybe he's just lonely
Target's homosexuality: May be one
oo7 status: Holding a can of insecticide spray

10:48am
Target: Left his gf (or bf) and was crawling further into the darkness
oo7 status: Disgusted by how ugly cockroach looks like

10:50am
Target: MIA
oo7 status: Sitting on her bed waiting for the cockroach to come out

10:53am
Target: Feelers poking out from under the bed
007 status: Really close to the cockroach and positioning the insecticide spray

10:54am
Target: Completely unaware of 007's existence
007 status: On the move

10:55am
Target:Looking innocent
007 status: Pressing the nozzle of the spray

10:56am
Target: 1
oo7: 0
Target has managed to duck the spray

11:01am
Target: Heading towards the curtain
007 status: low-profile and stealthy

11:03am
Target: Unmoving, at the curtain
007 status: Gleeing, holding the can of spray again

11:04am
Target: Still unmoving
oo7 status: Scared of cockroach, scream for father's help

11:06am
Target: Dead, lying on the floor
oo7 status: Heave a sigh of relief and was scolded by dad for being timid
Mission: Complete (albeit not by me)

I dunno wat's with me, but this is the more exciting way of presenting how I insane i am. In case, u r still wondering, 007 is me.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009 @ 1:34 AM

Almost every blog i read has this quiz. I think i shall do it for the fun of it.

Name something you hate.
It's rather obvious *point to my post on my library proposal*

Ever kissed in the rain?
This only happens in Hollywood movies. Truth is, nobody will do such thing since u will most likely catch a cold the next day or slip on the floor and die.

What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?
I have an irrational fear of cockroaches and I have no idea why i fear them.

Would you rather do the dishes or clean your bedroom?
Neither is the word. But if I have to choose, it will be doing dishes, cos my bedroom is cluttered with things and i am scared that while cleaning it, i may chance upon a skeleton in the closet.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Breathe.

Do you understand football?
Yup. Isn't it a bunch of sweaty guys chasing after a goddamned ball.

Who's bed did you lay in last(that wasn’t your own)?
my pig's. Yes, my pig has a bed (actually, it was my old bed, but since i dun use it, i let me piggies slp on it)

Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with a K?
King Kong? Haha..no way!

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J, K, L, M, C or D?
No. I am saliva conscious so i dun kiss ppl.

Someone phones you at 3:00 AM; who do you expect it to be?
A clown. I always fantasize a clown calling me late at night after i watch a horror movie abt some stupid clowns.

What do you hear right now?
The sound of me typing on the keyboard?

Would you be okay if your boyfriend/ girlfriend was friends with an ex?
That would be interesting. I dun mind.

When is the next time you'll fly on a plane?
Haha...30th Nov o9

Is English your first language?
No. It's French. (eng, duh)

Are you afraid of 2012?
Why shld i be afraid of 2012? Any special reasons?

Do you go to church?
No.

Are you uncomfortable with being photographed?
All the time

Have you ever been engaged?
What do you think?

Will you cry at your wedding?
I always laff at wedding. Cos the couple is stupid enuf to get married. You dunnid to sign a paper or spend thousands of dollars to show that u love each other. In short, I think marriage is a very unnecessary thing. I would nv marry even if i love my partner very much.

Have you ever had someone lay his/her head on your chest and listen to your heart?
Er...i assume that would be ticklish so no.

Have you ever been addicted to something that was harmful to your health?
Is coffee harmful?

Would you rather watch the Disney Channel or the Discovery Channel?
Discovery Channel. I used to be addicted last yr cos i love watching documentaries abt pigs.

Explain your relationship status:
Single and will always be.

Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
If i say yes, will u believe?

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Hell yes! My mum suggest i try drawing some designs so i will noe of which design to choose by the time i am 18. But i was thinking on drawing a simple pig.

Last person you talked to on the phone, what about?
Michelle cos' she wants to stalk some guy and demand me to give her his address -.-

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
To steady my breathing so that i can slp. I have serious insomnia and my mum is asking me to see a doctor to treat it. So i have a doc appointment on 23 nov -.-

Have you ever laughed at something that wasn't meant to be funny?
Lots of times.

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
I am not the touchy feely kind of person so, no.

Have you held hands with anybody today?
I dun feel like explaining again.

Have you ever had a panic attack?
Dun tink so

What color are your eyes?
I went to look at the mirror once, and i realise they are very very dark brown.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Definitely night

Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
Am i suppose to joke with them?

Do you swear a lot?
Not really.

What was the last thing you bought?
Jelly and pudding. I am a shameless jelly monster. I even ate jellies meant for the elderlys. But in my defense, they dun want it.

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
My pigs?

Do you always answer your phone?
Not always. But sometimes if i like you or if you are really lucky, i do pick up ur phone.

If the last person you kissed moved away, would you be sad?
I dun tink i have kiss anyone.

Your phone rings, what do you say?
Hello *if i dun recognise the person* who are you?

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
I can talk to anyone even if he is drunk and crazy.

Was last night enjoyable for you?
Neutral

Who did you last eat Chinese food with?
The last time i ate chinese food was one week ago, so it has to be with my family. (i didnt eat any chinese food this week cos my mom wants to try cooking western food e.g. mash potatoes and steak or salad, and let's just say, my mum's culinary skill is not that good)

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Yea. I plan to conquer my fear of cockroaches and my dad has hatched a plan to help me with it and i am not exactly looking forward to it.

Have you ever read Twilight?
yes and i regret it. If there is an essay tat ask me to write sth i regret, i will definitely write this.

Do you get drunk every weekend?
No.

Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
Yea.

Ever go camping?
Yes and i look forward to obs and sleeping with wild boars.

Who do you tell the most to?
Actually, i tell the most to anyone who wants to talk with me.

What is the next concert you're going to?
Is Musical Evening counted?

Have you ever faked sick?
yes. I did it in pre-sch but my mum let me gets away with it. But once i am in pri sch, no such luck.

Could you use some sleep right now?
I wouldnt be able to sleep.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
I dun kiss anyone, not even my parents. Pathetic, i know.

What was the last pill that you took?
Some pills for my swollen lips. (yea, i have a swollen lip now due to some stupid ulcer, so my mouth basically looks like some sausage)

Has anyone ever crawled through your window?
Yes. It was after sch and i forgot to bring the key for my door (i rmb to bring the gate key yet i forget to bring my house key) so i threw my sch bag into my room thru the window and proceeded to climb out the window. That was when i was p4 and i am still amazed by my stupidity. I could have just wait at the garage.

What kind of pants are you wearing?
Short pants?

What year do you graduate?
From where? If it is sec sch, it would be 2011. If it is jc, it would be 2013. if it is uni, it would be 2016.

Would you rather have no heat in winter or no A/C in the summer?
No heat in winter. I am a winter fanatic.

Did you sleep alone last night?
Duh

Wearing any bracelets?
Sth that goes around my wrist? No way. I will feel constricted, like i am tied down to sth.

Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough?
I believe everyone has.

Spell your name without an L.
Eaine. Not bad. Rhymes with maine.

Did you copy and paste this survey?
No. I type it one by one *roll eyes*

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
No, my whole family hates pink so almost nth is pink in here.

Do you consider yourself a study freak?
Not really...

Are your parents together?
Yes

Lakes or Oceans?
Oceans

If your friend told you what was on their mind, would you blow up at them?
Not really? Why would i?

Do you go out of town during the Summer?
Yep.

Do you have any Mozart on your iPod?
Yea, my piano tr kind of forced it on me.

Last time you went to the beach?
3 days ago.

Name every sport you've ever done:
Floorball, soft ball, running, fencing, table tennis, swimming, judo, foot ball, basketball, etc.

Where is your mother?
Ion?

Do you drink beer?
Yea, but it was only when i went to some countries during the winter, and my dad gave me the permission to drink beer to keep me warm. But i am not exactly a fan of beer, my sis is the one. I think i prefer vodka =X But i only tried it once.

Have you ever been to Build-A-Bear?
Yes, my sis still went to vivo build a bear to help my bear buy clothes.

Do you drink Mountain Dew?
Yes, but coke is nicer.

Do you know your moms maiden name?
Duh

Are you wearing matching socks?
Nope. I am not wearing any socks now

Have you ever traveled out of your country?
Of course.

Do you know any Spanish?
Yea

What grade are you in?
Technically, i am grade 8 now in the US system. But in Singapore, i am sec 2.

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Winter or maybe fall.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Yes, sometimes

what are three ways to win your heart?
Why do u want to win my heart? I wont give it to u anyway. I will die without it.

do you like lightning?
Yes.

have you ever cut someone else’s hair?
Yes

last person you said ‘i hate you’ to?
...Too long ago.

rain or sunshine?
Rain

last stupid thing you did?
Drank a cup of water which my sis said she just spit on it -.-

biggest turn off?
anyone who drop the bitch bomb

would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
Why not? Nobody is perfect, isnt tat what ppl say?

what’s your biggest turn on, physically?
A snout for a nose...haha

would you have sex with someone you weren’t dating?
OooOo...that's what always happen in chick lit...and the answer to the ques is no.

have you ever missed someone and regretted breaking up with them?
I am such a kind girl. I dun break up with anyone (cos i am not dating)

have you ever dated someone more than once?
No and will never do that.

do you like cuddling?
I am not a touchy feely person so, no.

do you hold grudges?
Sometimes, but i forget them rather quickly.

missing someone?
no

how important are looks?
If i like pigs, do u tink looks mean anything to me?

would you rather date someone who was SUPER-HOT or someone who was nice?
someone who is nice..duh.

would you fight over someone you wanted to be with?
No.

do you kiss on the 1st date?
Will never do that.

if someone cheated on you, would you take them back if you really loved them?
Why thing i cant stand is cheater *refer to my post on the pig story* So, no, even if the person claims it is a mistake.

some random girl comes up to you and says “who the hell are you”? What do you say back?
Biaa--itch. Haha..no, i think i will juz ignore the person, but if she continue asking, i will have to kick her to hell.

are you spoiled?
I dun tink so.

name three things you would not tolerate in a relationship?
Cheating, cheating and cheating. (lying to me is part of cheating)

did you miss anyone today?
no

last person to see you cry?
Cant rmb. I think my tear glands went haywire. I havent cry for such a long long time. I think not since i was a toddler.

Who/what last made you cry?
cant rmb

are you a forgiving person?
sort of

would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
Yea, why not? I find joy in sharing. Plus she's my best fren, of cos i will.

i’ve come to realize the last person who gave me a hug…
is someone who dunno me well and still went ahead and hug me.

are most of your friends guys or girls?
Girls, considering the fact that i have been in a girl sch all my life.

how long does it take you to get ready to go out ?
2 mins

how many people do you know of named Adam, who are they?
The only Adam i noe is this geeky kid in my fencing class and he is really anti-social.

are any of your friends cheerleaders ?
Yea..

what was the last thing you burnt ?
An egg i tried to fried. Apparently, i inherited my mum's lousy culinary skills.

what is your full name?
Lazy to type (omg, is this quiz ending soon?!)

do you straighten your hair every day?
no

are you the typical girl who’s addicted to gossip?
Haha, i am the one tat find out gossip, so wat do u tink?

did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
It's a rather stupid and bimbotic behaviour. If the guy likes you, he shld like you for who you are.

did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
No and will never. I dun watch much romantic movie

would you leave the house without makeup on?
Every single day

are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle?
Middle

is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
Hell no!

what’s the most expensive piece of clothing you own?
Some stupid blouse my mom bought from Marc Jacobs. According to my mum, it cost $250 plus, and i only wore it once.

what color(s) do you absolutely despise?
Pink (duh)

have you set your hair on fire?
And end up with a hair like ming en? No

do you wear sweat pants?
Yea

do you know anyone who has lost their virginity?
Of course! Then how do u tink i exist? How do u tink my parents exist? (eww..)

have you ever ran into a door because you didn’t see it?
No :D

doesn’t 50 Cent suck?
Kind of

do you act gangster?
No

ever made a prank phone call?
Yes and lots of times

last kiss?
I dun tink i kiss anyone

what did you want to be when you were growing up?
Wrong ques to ask cos i have lots to tell. I wanted to be an archaeologist when i was K2. During p2, i wanted to be a scientist (dun ask me why) and when i am in p4, i wanted to be a psychiatrist. Then p5, i want to be therapist and in p6, i want to be psychologist. And yes, there is a diff actually. In sec 1, i want to be toilet cleaner and sec 2, i wanted to be aborter, gossip journalist.

favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a guy?
Pillow fight with the guys older than you. Cos they dun dare to hit u back so u will always win. But if u r looking for a challenge, try 6-yr-old boy, they are competitive as hell.

when did you first start feeling older?
I still feel young (and stupid). Being in ms ang's class kind of make me feel like a child forever. Ms ang is always nagging abt us not maturing or watever.

what do you hate about your school?
Every single thing!

have you lost a friend recently?
no

do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Quite

is it easier to forgive, or to forget?
Both

do you give out second chances too easily?
Sort of

is your best friend pretty?
The only best fren i ever had is Michelle. And she is promoted to ex-best fren now since she is getting on my nerves. So if u want me to judge on my ex-best fren, i tink i find her ugly but ppl tell me she is pretty. Depends on who you ask. I still think she is a irritating, ugly and crazy woman.

have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes

can you make yourself cry?
I cant! My tear glands went haywire like i said..

is your life simple or complicated?
Neutral

are you easily confused?
about? no.

are you taller than 5′4″?
Yes :D i hope i am taller than 5'8'' cos i am only 5'6'' now.

have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
I will hate the person if she treat me like crap!

is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Of cos it's natural. Why would i dye my hair?

does everything really happen for a reason?
I guess so...or maybe not.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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@ 1:21 AM

You know what's worse than chick lit? Hen lit! Yes, apparently, such thing existed. And it's usually abt single moms or dads finding love. Gosh, what's with this world?

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Sunday, November 15, 2009 @ 4:06 AM

I am addicted to Starbucks Peppermint Mocha. I didn't noe they sell it the whole year round, i tot it was only during the christmas season, but the cup is nicer during the christmas season since it is red instead of the normal boring white. If i had known, i wouldnt wait until now to buy it. Silly me.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Friday, November 13, 2009 @ 11:24 PM

I went winter-clothing shopping today with my mum and i bought like 10 different pairs of ear muffs which is used to prevent ur ears from dropping off. They are so cute. It's like a large headphone, juz tat it is decorated with nice fluffy furs. Instead of shopping for jackets, i spent 2 hr picking out nice ear muffs. I didnt noe they still sell those. I tot it's outdated since ppl wear a beanie or hat to cover the ears. I probably would nv wear the ear muffs in new york but they r too cute to resist.

I dunno wat's with my mom and her obsession with trench coat but she kept on asking me to try them on while i was busy choosing those lovely ear muffs. And trench coats just doesnt look nice on me. I hate belts and the stupid trench coat my mum chose for me juz has belts. In fact buying all these winter clothing is rather useless, since 1) i would nv leave my hotel (and hotel has heater) unless i am going out to eat. 2) I hate wearing an extra layer of coat. Long sleeve and jeans suit me just fine even when it is like 10 degree outside. Wearing an xtra layer of coat can be rather troublesome as u have to remove it once u reach a restaurant or u will be feeling hot since restaurant by right, shld have their heater on. And all those xtra coat, u will have to find a place to dump it and i hate putting them on my lap as i am a messy eater and food somehow juz like to fall on my lap so i will dirty the clothes instead.

In the end, my mum bought 7 new trench coats for me tat i nv even try on. My mum juz buy the size base on instinct, and let me tell you, her instinct is the last thing u can trust. She bought my sch skirt base on instinct, and i have to adjust it everytime and hold the skirt to prevent it from dropping. So those 7 trench coat will either end up in the salvation army or i will give it to some beggers along the streets at NYC. After all, it's winter there and they deserve an early christmas present.

And with this, i shall go feed my ear muffs addiction by buying more ear muffs later on when my mum goes to a new winter clothing shop.

P.S. Ear muffs are really handy when u r being nagged by ur parents.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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@ 1:11 AM

Yesterday night, actually it wasnt really night, since it was like 2 am in the morning, i heard something banging or crashing on my gates. Since everyone is asleep, i think even the fishes are, naturally, i am the only one left to check the commotion. I looked out of the window and see a figure. Being curious and i am like so damn free, i ran down the stairs and crossed the lawn to the gates. End up is this wasted guy outside my gate making noise and banging on my gates, which makes no sense, since i dunno him. So i asked him what he is doing here and tried to chase him away. But he is like muttering gibberish and i cant afford to wake my mum cos i will be scolded if i interrupted her beauty sleep. My dad sleeps like a pig so of cos he wont wake up. And calling my sis has absolutely no use.

So i tried to push him away from my gate when i realised that if i push him any further, he will be on the road and if a car happened to passed by, he would be so dead. I obviously dowan to see blood and broken parts outside my house. So i tried to kick him to my neighbour's house. Kicking him is the best since he is as drunk as hell and prolly wont rmb anything the next day. But when i was kicking him (really gently cos i am just so kind), he grabbed my leg, so i was standing on one foot and i almost fall down. Luckily, those stupid warm ups we do b4 mass run and my exercise of not holding onto railings during mrt rides helps, and i actually could balance myself and so i nv fall. I tried to wriggle my leg out of his hand, and while doing that, i accidentally kicked him in his face, and he was in pain so he let go of my leg. By now, he was groaning damn loudly and i was looking around nervously in case anyone accuse me of assaulting him which i did not.

I dunno whether if he is too fat or i am too weak, i cant move him and it doesnt feel nice kicking stranger so i juz leave him outside my gate -.+. But since i am kind, i went to my house and took out a blanket (the one my sis steal from airplanes and we dun use it at all only to put it in drawer to collect dust) And i juz dump the blanket on him.

The next morning, the guy apparently returned the blanket back to my mum (since she is the first to wake up) and thanked her (which i dun understand, since i am the one who is kind enough to give him the blanket) My mum was appalled (duh, since she noes nth). End up, he is drunk as hell and mistook my house for his house (his house is 2 streets down mine). My mum was like telling me i shld ignore ppl next time esp when it is late at night bcos i could be robbed, kidnapped or rape. Apparently, none of them happen and my mum doesnt approve of tat young man drinking and tell us not to take too much alcohol next time we r of legal age to drink. So an act of kindness resulted in me being scolded and nagged. It doesnt pay to be kind -.-

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Monday, November 9, 2009 @ 6:29 AM

I was sorting thru all my documents in my Mac today to delete the really old files so that i can give it to my friend's friend tuition teacher's daughter. I dun even noe her well but since i dun really use Mac nowadays and i feel weird using it cos i am used to Pc, i must as well do some charity work to accumulate good karmas. I guess i have too much bad karmas in my previous life that i end up being the same class as Eleanor and Joan Chua.

So i saw this folder called "Stupid essays with stupid titles for stupid teachers" I dun even noe why i gave the folder such a long name. And i opened it and suddenly, i rmb these are all the weird topics that my eng tr gave us to write. I saw one very interesting one titled "Lust" and guess why is it abt? No prize for the correct ans. It's abt a female pig, who got this fiance she loves, lusting after this wild pig. Let me tell you, pig and wild pig are diff. Wild pig are manlier, you can say. So my main character, which is this female pig, lust for the wild pig. She is more in lust with the wild pig. She does not luv the wild pig at all. And dear, that's exactly why there is such thing as one night stand.But no, the wild pig and the pig does not have a one night stand, duh. So she lust after the wild pig until she turn stalkerish. Her fiance knows it, but being a gentleman, he took it in his stide. Then one day, the wild pig know of the female pig's obsession with him and the two start dating, which led to mating. Sry guys, this is the most subtle way i can say it. So after well, um, mating, the female pig realises this is all lust and they have no feeling after mating, so she went back to her fiance. And you think i can give them a happy ending. You are so wrong. The fiance went to look for the female pig cos she didnt return for the night. On his way to finding her, he was shot by some hunter and died. The female pig saw him just the time he got shot. And she regret for the rest of her life. Moral of the story: Lust and love are separated by a very thin line. (Set your priorities straight and pinky pigs are cuter) The essay is about 3500 words long. I dun even noe why i wrote such a complicated story, i could juz write some girl lusting after cookies.

And i found an essay titled death. I dun even bother to read it.

My teacher gave me an A not A+ and go read the comment she gave. Damn funny.

Elaine, you have once again achieve something that people at your age can't. You have effectively come out with a fresh plot and not the mundane ones the girls like to give me. This essay contains lots of psychological theories and make you think twice about both love and lust. However, I am rather concern with the adult theme here. You mention about the term stalking and mating which I think you should avoid in an essay. Overall, this is a well-done piece and would definitely stand a chance to win the commonwealth essay. One day, you might want to develop this story to a full length novel and publish it. It would be great and good luck in your future endeavours.

Funny, isnt it? Publish it? Psh...in my dreams la. The one tat got me laughing is the one tat says it contains adult theme. I mean come on, the topic lust isnt all tat innocent. And all animals mate, wat' s wrong with that? Plus stalking is so common now.

So i was juz silly and stupid back then, but surprisingly, i found this storyline very good. If only it wasnt an essay, i can write more about the pigs appearance and the relationship between the female pig and her fiance b4 the wild pig came into the picture.

And Mun Yun, there is so many last line i like in my p6 essays. They are much better than the "then one day she stopped dreaming"line. haha.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 @ 6:11 AM

Starbucks coffee is the only thing keeping me awake now as i slogged my guts out for my stupid novel for NaNoWriMo. I can hit the 50 000 mark! I can! I can! Telling myself that is so useless. After all, action speaks louder than words.

I guess writing a sci fic is not all that fun. I am starting to get bored of my story and that, i tell you, is not a good sign. I think i will give out before this month even end. But i can't i need to persevere and win. The winners' goodies are just so tempting.

The keys on my keyboard seems to be loose, like they are gonna fall out soon. I think i should not type too furiously on the keyboard.

I know for NaNoWriMo, you are suppose to just write and not edit, so that you can hit the 50 000 word marks within a month, and you can edit it during NaNoEdMo. But the edit in me just refused to co-operate. Now, i am seriously behind time. Why am i even on blogger?

I think i should seriously go now and grabbed my refridgerated coffee from the fridge. Wish me luck guys, i think i really need them or i will pass out before the month ends and not live to tell the tale.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 @ 1:39 AM

National November Writing Month is killing me. I shld not have taken part this year but well, since i started , i must as well complete it and be the winner. And my novel is called "Silence". I cant tink of a better title so i shall stick with it for now.

I just realise i judge a book by it's first line and it's last line. Horrible first line and i am gonna throw the book away. Does anyone does that, or do u judge by the plot? Everyone i asked judge the books' plots. I guess i am just weird.

And this is my fav first line :D It's from this book called Cat's eye by Margaret Atwood.
Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!