Title:
Monday, November 9, 2009 @ 6:29 AM
I was sorting thru all my documents in my Mac today to delete the really old files so that i can give it to my friend's friend tuition teacher's daughter. I dun even noe her well but since i dun really use Mac nowadays and i feel weird using it cos i am used to Pc, i must as well do some charity work to accumulate good karmas. I guess i have too much bad karmas in my previous life that i end up being the same class as Eleanor and Joan Chua.So i saw this folder called "Stupid essays with stupid titles for stupid teachers" I dun even noe why i gave the folder such a long name. And i opened it and suddenly, i rmb these are all the weird topics that my eng tr gave us to write. I saw one very interesting one titled "Lust" and guess why is it abt? No prize for the correct ans. It's abt a female pig, who got this fiance she loves, lusting after this wild pig. Let me tell you, pig and wild pig are diff. Wild pig are manlier, you can say. So my main character, which is this female pig, lust for the wild pig. She is more in lust with the wild pig. She does not luv the wild pig at all. And dear, that's exactly why there is such thing as one night stand.But no, the wild pig and the pig does not have a one night stand, duh. So she lust after the wild pig until she turn stalkerish. Her fiance knows it, but being a gentleman, he took it in his stide. Then one day, the wild pig know of the female pig's obsession with him and the two start dating, which led to mating. Sry guys, this is the most subtle way i can say it. So after well, um, mating, the female pig realises this is all lust and they have no feeling after mating, so she went back to her fiance. And you think i can give them a happy ending. You are so wrong. The fiance went to look for the female pig cos she didnt return for the night. On his way to finding her, he was shot by some hunter and died. The female pig saw him just the time he got shot. And she regret for the rest of her life. Moral of the story: Lust and love are separated by a very thin line. (Set your priorities straight and pinky pigs are cuter) The essay is about 3500 words long. I dun even noe why i wrote such a complicated story, i could juz write some girl lusting after cookies.And i found an essay titled death. I dun even bother to read it.My teacher gave me an A not A+ and go read the comment she gave. Damn funny.Elaine, you have once again achieve something that people at your age can't. You have effectively come out with a fresh plot and not the mundane ones the girls like to give me. This essay contains lots of psychological theories and make you think twice about both love and lust. However, I am rather concern with the adult theme here. You mention about the term stalking and mating which I think you should avoid in an essay. Overall, this is a well-done piece and would definitely stand a chance to win the commonwealth essay. One day, you might want to develop this story to a full length novel and publish it. It would be great and good luck in your future endeavours.Funny, isnt it? Publish it? Psh...in my dreams la. The one tat got me laughing is the one tat says it contains adult theme. I mean come on, the topic lust isnt all tat innocent. And all animals mate, wat' s wrong with that? Plus stalking is so common now.So i was juz silly and stupid back then, but surprisingly, i found this storyline very good. If only it wasnt an essay, i can write more about the pigs appearance and the relationship between the female pig and her fiance b4 the wild pig came into the picture. And Mun Yun, there is so many last line i like in my p6 essays. They are much better than the "then one day she stopped dreaming"line. haha.Piggies are so kawaii!!!
