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Title: Mission (im)possible

Wednesday, November 18, 2009 @ 8:16 PM

I hate it when people ask "So are we cool?" right after a huge argument. Can't they see I will never be cool with them, especially right after a huge argument. The least they can do is to ask this question one week later and not right after an argument ><

(On a random note)

Mission: Eradicate? Cockroaches

Target:Ricky, the cockroach

Age: -
Height: 1.5 inch
Eye color: Shiny black
Skin color: Murky brown

Mission commenced at 10:30am
007 location: In the study room, facebooking
Target location: Hiding somewhere in the cupboard

Target approaching the desk with two irrelavant cockroaches
Actions: Communicating with feelers
Notes: Ricky is as ugly as a cockroach

Strike one: Target is the father of two young roaches

Strike two: Target has questionable taste in books (he's crawling round my maths textbook)

10:37am
Target is making its way towards the window
007 will report back once she closed the window so as to prevent the target from jumping off(so that she can kill the target personally)

10:38am
Target is nowhere to be found after crawling too fast back to his hiding place
Hypothesis: Updating this blog
007 status: Excited to see the doom of the target

Target can run but he can't hide.

10:45am
Target spotted, crawling under my bed
Another cockroach walks in and target is checking her (or him) out
Check out style: Touching her (or him) with feelers
007 status: Feel like puking after seeing how cockroaches flirt with each other

Strike three: Target might be a fan of bigamist. He has a wife and still check others out. (My dad happen to kill his wife) So maybe he's just lonely
Target's homosexuality: May be one
oo7 status: Holding a can of insecticide spray

10:48am
Target: Left his gf (or bf) and was crawling further into the darkness
oo7 status: Disgusted by how ugly cockroach looks like

10:50am
Target: MIA
oo7 status: Sitting on her bed waiting for the cockroach to come out

10:53am
Target: Feelers poking out from under the bed
007 status: Really close to the cockroach and positioning the insecticide spray

10:54am
Target: Completely unaware of 007's existence
007 status: On the move

10:55am
Target:Looking innocent
007 status: Pressing the nozzle of the spray

10:56am
Target: 1
oo7: 0
Target has managed to duck the spray

11:01am
Target: Heading towards the curtain
007 status: low-profile and stealthy

11:03am
Target: Unmoving, at the curtain
007 status: Gleeing, holding the can of spray again

11:04am
Target: Still unmoving
oo7 status: Scared of cockroach, scream for father's help

11:06am
Target: Dead, lying on the floor
oo7 status: Heave a sigh of relief and was scolded by dad for being timid
Mission: Complete (albeit not by me)

I dunno wat's with me, but this is the more exciting way of presenting how I insane i am. In case, u r still wondering, 007 is me.

Piggies are so kawaii!!!